COMPLETE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS WRESTLING RESULTS
By
Mike Johnson on 8/2/2014 1:51 PM
The 15th annual Gathering Of The Juggalos has concluded and is still on the front pages of publications and websites as diverse as Rolling Stone, Spin, Vice, and so many more. Here are the COMPLETE wrestling results from all 4 days and nights of MADNESS!!!!!!!
Wednesday Night
Kaiju Big Battell
Tournament for The Holy Hatchet Of Shangri-La
Kung Fu Chicken Noodle defeated Hell Monkey
Unlucky #13 defeated Grudyin
All American Beetle defeated Tucor
Gambling Bug defeated French Toast
The Weedmeiser defeated Yarsmenko
Dusto Bunny Defeated Uni Bouzo
Special Tag Team Attraction (Non Tournament)
Paco/Pedro (Dos Plantains) defeated The Iron Brothers
and in the final Rumble: it was The Weedmeiser who defeated Kung Fu Chicken Noodle, Unlucky #13, All American Beetle, Gambling Bug, & Dusto Bunny to claim the The Holy Hatchet of Shangri-La!
Host/Announcer Louden Noxious
KG on The Music Cues
Referee El Sparko
Thursday Night:
Exotic Ladies of Wrestling!
Shonda Boomer beat Melanie Cruise
Neveah defeated Miss Dislexia
Jewels Malone pinned Amazing Maria
Stacey O'Brien defeated "Miss Natural" Heather Patera
Lylah Lodge beat Samantha Heights
Heidi Lovelace pinned Angel Dust
Main Event: Crazy Mary Dobson defeated Cherry Bomb
Ring Announcer and Host: KG Kevin Gill
Referee's Sparkey Ballard and Drew Taylor
DJ Carlito on the Turntables
Friday Night:
Road To BloodyMania
Necro Butcher defeated Richie Boy Briar Wellington with The Butler and The Maid
Madman Pondo and Crazy Mary Dobson defeated The Butler and The Maid
Weedman & Hyzaya beat The Haters
Kongo Kong destroyed Pepper Parks and Colin Delaney
Ring Ryda's defeated Super Strong Tiger and Spider Monkey
Officer Colt Cabana beat Zach Gowen
Main Event: JCW World Heavyweight Champion 2 Tuff Tony defeated "The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs
Ring Announcer and Host: The Voice Of JCW: KG Kevin Gill
Referee's Sparkey Ballard and Drew Taylor
DJ Clay on the turntables.
Saturday Night:
Bloodymania 8
Kongo Kong pinned Necro Butcher inside of a Steel Cage
Shockwave The Robot, Zach Gowen, Weedman, and Hyzaya defeated Jimmy Jacobs, Bryer Wellington, and The Haters
The Ring Rydas defeated The Hooligans in a wild Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match to regain the JCW Tag Team Championships
Unlucky 13: Juggalos Bring the Weapons Bloody Rumble: 4 competitors start the match and a new competitor emerges every :60 seconds. You can only be eliminated when thrown over the top rope, to the floor, while bloody. Moshpit Mike outlasted Ron Mathis, Smokey C, Darkstorm, Markus Crane, John Wayne Murdoch, Strict-9, Josh Crow, Terex, Ruff Crossing, Jesse Amato Austin Bradley and Jewels Malone to win the Bloody Rumble!
JCW Commisioner Violent J inducted 2 Tuff Tony into the JCW Hall Of Fame!
The Boogeyman terrorized and defeated Officer Colt Cabana before unleashing a worm shower upon the grovelling officer. Note: Boogeyman ate worms WITH the juggalos BEFORE, DURING, and AFTER his match.
Madman Pondo and Crazy Mary Dobson defeated The Iron Demon Shane Mercer and Heidi Lovelace in the first intergender tag team match in Gathering history.
Main Event:
JCW Heavyweight Champion 2 Tuff Tony pinned The Innovator Of Violence Tommy Dreamer in a match that was at times scientific, at times extreme, and at other times...in the crowd!!!!
Post Match: Dreamer said that in 25 years of Wrestling he had never EVER wrestled at 5 o'clock in the morning before and that it's a rare treat to have a career "first" so many years into his career. He also said that he had received numerous phone calls and messages from Wrestlers encouraging him not to come to the Gathering, and that he had one message for all of them: "FxCK YOU!" and massive chants of PLEASE COME BACK.
JCW Commisioner: Violent J
Commentary by Shaggy 2 Dope & KG Kevin Gill
Referree Sparkey Ballard and Drew Taylor
Ring Announcer Upchuck The Clown
The Heartbeat of JCW, DJ CLAY on the Wheels of Steel!!!
Bloodymania 8 was filmed and edited live and will be released VERY SOON on
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