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RESULTS:
United Wrestling Coalition
Wrightstown, New Jersey at Kelly’s Bar/Banquet Hall
April 9, 2016
Ring Announcer: Daisy
Referees: George Pinaha, Scott Volk, and Joe Rules
President: Joe Rules
1) Spectrum, representing The United Force, pinned newcomer “Brilliant” Bobby Banks, who was accompanied by his tag team partner T.G.I. Fredo Majors.
2) T.G.I. Fredo Majors, with Bobby Banks, pinned one half of the UWC Tag Team Champions, The “Jersey Shore Madman” Slayer, with his feet on the ropes for leverage. Majors & Banks jumped Slayer after the match and put the boots to him. Majors & Banks bailed when Spectrum and Slayer’s Tag Team Championship partner Rudo The Heel ran out to help, but in the confusion Slayer accidentally punched Spectrum. Spectrum and Slayer got in a heated argument and nearly came to blows, but Rudo The Heel was able to keep the peace.
3) The first half of the Double Main Event was one of the most emotional bouts in UWC history. President Joe Rules was Special Guest Referee as The Orphan & surprise partner Big Rig defeated The Unholy Alliance (Billy Lassiter & The Ripper) with Mr. Black. This was The Orphan’s retirement match. The fans and The Unholy Alliance alike were shocked to see Big Rig join forces with The Orphan. The end came when Orphan & Rig hit finishers on both Lassiter & Ripper. Then Junior Orphan (The Orphan’s son) entered the ring, covered them both, and Joe Rules made the three count. The Orphan gave a heartfelt speech thanking his family, all the wrestlers, and the fans for 20 great years in professional wrestling.
4) Silly Billy pinned Kleetus. Fans were thrilled to see Silly Billy back in action. When the bout was over, Daisy interviewed Billy, who explained why he wasn’t Serious William anymore. When he said that Silly Billy is here to stay, Preston Montgomery, Esq. of The Black List Firm reminded him that last year he purchased the rights to the name “Silly Billy” and threatened legal action. They argued back and forth and finally agreed to have a match next month (of Montgomery’s choosing) with the name on the line. UWC US Champion and Black List Firm member “The One” Geoffrey Bravo attacked Silly Billy from behind and laid him out. It was then Preston Montgomery stated what the match would be: Silly Billy vs. Preston Montgomery, Esq. & Geoffrey Bravo in a handicap match, and not only would the name “Silly Billy” be on the line, the loser of the fall must leave the United Wrestling Coalition!
5) The returning “Lost Boy” Jay Kirby pinned Jimmy Pipes in the lounge singer’s UWC debut.
6) “The One” Geoffrey Bravo with his manager Preston Montgomery, Esq. pinned Nate Mustang to retain the UWC United States Championship.
7) In the second half of the Double Main Event, UWC Heavyweight Champion Textbook Philly Madison pinned Warhead of The United Force to retain the title in a hard-fought contest. As a result, Philly Madison will defend the championship on May 7 against The “Thriller” Andd Bivians!
The United Wrestling Coalition returns to Kelly’s Banquet Hall on May 7, 2016 with Philly Madison defending the Heavyweight Title against Andd Bivians; and Silly Billy vs. The Black List Firm, winner gets the rights to the name “Silly Billy” and the loser of the fall leaves town! www.facebook.com/UWCFanCave
