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RAW WRINGERS – OCTOBER 23, 2006
Can you believe K-Fed’s appearance on Raw last week got so much mainstream press?
Notice Federline didn’t exactly call King Booker a “friend�
Did Booker T gag when he realized he had to put over Federline’s CD?
Can you not exactly argue with Big Show, when he says he’ll call you whatever the hell he wants to call you?
Was Return of the Jedi not exactly the best movie for Cena to reference, since it was made over twenty years ago, and Show was that much younger, and two-hundred pounds lighter?
I like JR as much as anyone, but if I have to see him call Raw for another fourteen years (700 more shows), it’ll take five hours to get through an episode. After all, he’ll be seventy years old!
If Randy Orton is such a big name in the industry, how come he hasn’t won another championship since he lost “the big one†when Triple H was carrying him…two years ago?
If Kevin Federline sells 500,000 albums in his first week, grab a clean pair of underwear and a bag of Cheetos, because the world’s about to end!
Okay, who would ever believe that K-Fed was coaching Nitro to anything?!
Will someone please tell those guys in the front row that the n.W.o. is dead, and has been for quite some time?
Was it just me, or did Cryme Tyme come out to an absolutely dead crowd?
Isn’t it about time someone on the Spirit Squad got frustrated about losing all those matches?
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ECW WRINGERS – OCTOBER 24, 2006
Everybody’s favorite wrestler?
So last week, RVD actually won a shot for a shot at the Title?!
How enamored with a product do you have to be to have what is basically the corporate logo tattooed on your body?
And why hasn’t Pepsi picked CM Punk up as a spokesperson?!
Are you amazed that Test isn’t dead, after that backwards fall to the floor?
Didn’t you love the Sandman’s “take†on all the political messages that are running rampant through some states right now?
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TNA IMPACT WRINGERS – OCTOBER 26, 2006
A shot going between a gorgeous girls legs? Can anyone say “Russo�
Why do Tenay and West have to scream every second of every show?
Why does Austin Starr remind me of Macho Man Randy Savage?
Another match/tournament with complicated rules?
Based on this Angle/Joe storyline so far, shouldn’t the match at Genesis have to be one hell of a match (a super-violent, emotional one) to pay off all the hype?
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SMACKDOWN WRINGERS – OCTOBER 27, 2006
Wow, what can you say about those Benoit/Vicki Guerrero promos? Someone get Vicki an acting coach…quick!
“I think he suspects somethingâ€ÂÂÂ
Chavo Guerrero, speaking about Chris Benoit
I hereby nominate the above as the stupidest statement in wrestling this year!
So Cena delivers an inspirational speech to Batista, who in the end agrees with him, followed by the words, “Let’s go out there and fight togetherâ€ÂÂÂ…and the two of them walk off screen – in separate directions!
So Guerreros are immune to “suckage�
How is mentioning Eddie’s name, or “paying tribute†to Eddie, cause to stop Chavo and Vicki from “moving on�
How hilarious was it to see that kid get all excited over Layla’s giving him a carrot?
If anyone past the age of twelve is echoing The Miz-rable’s call of “Hoo-rah!â€ÂÂÂ, shouldn’t they be immediately checked into the hospital for psychiatric evaluation?
My worst nightmare returned to Smackdown this week…that’s right, the Boogeyman is back! My prayers go out to all the worms he will eventually eat during the course of the next year…assuming he lasts that long!
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MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
I’d like to wish Kurt Angle and his wife congratulations and best wishes on the birth of their new baby son.
You can send all comments, praise, and hate mail to me at: ritingfool@cableone.net.
