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RAW WRINGERS – NOVEMBER 6, 2006
Shouldn’t Piper have said he was born to create controversy?
So tonight we got the heel counterpart to what Teddy Long did on last week’s Smackdown?
Hey, K-Fed, how many people have been attending your concerts?
Didn’t you just love Maria’s “match picture�
Where the hell was Cena with that run-in?...Did he miss his cue waiting in line for The Marine?
Good things with “ho†in them: Donut HOles, HOmer Simpson, and HOme runs (when your team hits them)!
Why does JTG show off his teeth? Are the braces made of diamonds or something?...and why would we care if they are?
And should Cryme Tyme never, ever be allowed on commentary again?
Can you imagine JR’s humiliation at having to say (and mine at having to type), “Bishchoff’s head is up the ass of Big Dick Johnson�!
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ECW WRINGERS – NOVEMBER 7, 2006
Why did Knox have Kelly come out with him in the first place, if he was only going to get angry right away and send her to the back?
Couldn’t they replace Rebecca with a stick and a tape recorder, and get the same effect?
When Heyman said he was going to “do light cardioâ€ÂÂÂ, did you think, just for a second, that he meant a female wrestler backstage with a really strange name?
Since when are prostitutes “insatiable?
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TNA IMPACT WRINGERS – NOVEMBER 9, 2006
Was that water, or Sprite, that that fan threw on Ms. Brooks?
Who does Robert Roode think he is…Hulk Hogan?
A Canadian immigrant?!
If the Mexican flags stand for honor and dignity, why do LAX hold them so disrespectfully?
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SMACKDOWN WRINGERS – NOVEMBER 10, 2006
How ridiculous was JBL’s comment that Teddy Long was “racist�
Matt Hardy & Jimmy Wang Yang, who don’t normally partner together, come out separately, but Sylvan & Gregory Helms, who also don’t normally partner together, come out together?!
How insulting was JBL’s comment that Jimmy Wang Yang looked like a cross between Michael Hayes and Yoko Ono? After all, isn’t Jimmy at least a bit better looking than Yoko Ono?
How much you want to bet that it was JBL, and not someone backstage that realized Kennedy’s actually beaten five, and not four, former World Champions?
Wouldn’t Mrs. Layfield like to know that Michelle McCool is “the next Mrs. Layfield?
Does the Boogeyman had a “Captain Hook†type incident somewhere in his past, to account for the fact that he keeps destroying clocks?
If the Little Bastard does make it to England for Smackdown, will he get a child’s rate on his airfare?
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MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
I’ve seen the preview of the “Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club Cartoonâ€ÂÂÂ, on WWE.com, and all I can say about that is, anyone who makes their ass a “starâ€ÂÂÂ, is an ass!
The cancelled TNA house show in Connecticut is suspicious, I admit. Two calls, from two different areas, to two different building inspectors. If it isn’t someone within WWE (either with or without upper management’s knowledge), then it’s another indy promotion trying to cause trouble. In either case, how petty and stupid can you get?
